Are people like this even real
@DayGloChainsaw from now on I'm gonna type like that holy shit
@Paul Paul if you do I'm going to come to your house and smash your head against the keyboard until you've forgotten how to read
@DayGloChainsaw *eyes widen in a bit of surprise*😕 THINKS TO MYSELF: oh no.... he didn't like that...
@Paul PAUL.
@DayGloChainsaw 😢*looks in shock* why...... I thought you were nice but youre just a birch.. *flips my cloak dramatically as I stride away, lowering my fedora to hide my eyes* THINKS TO MYSELF: they're always just a birch.. always...
@Paul Paul every second you're not running I'm only getting closer