Mastodawn

find u a partner who loves u as much as cormac mccarthy loves writing about babies being eaten

@helldude love at first...bite? 😎

@helldude almost as much as Stephen Baxter loves to write about them being dismembered. in. every. book.

Also creepy inter-species romance with apes... but yeah.

@helldude read Outer Dark in grad school and yes, babies get eaten there too