sundevourSep 3, 2018
Em

hey uhhhh there's an official D&D statblock for the minions from Despicable Me

https://media.wizards.com/2018/dnd/dragon/21/DRA21_minions.pdf

Sep 3, 2018 at 12:52amWeb
Show threadHieronymus Burps 🥦Sep 3, 2018
@em i woulda thought their constitution stat were higher
Show threadflipSep 3, 2018
@em I saw this in Dragon+ and nearly swore off roleplaying
Show threadEmSep 3, 2018
@flip Illumination-themed D&D campaign. play as beloved characters from classic films like Despicable Me, Despicable Me 2 and uhhhhhhh Despicable Me 3
Show threadflipSep 3, 2018
@em I don’t know what illumination-themed means and now I don’t want to
Show threadEmSep 3, 2018
@flip illumination is the studio that made despicable me and the minions movie. they're like disney or dreamworks but worse
Show threadflipSep 3, 2018

@em oh wow. Oh wow oh wow

There’s no way this could compare to the Boss Baby campaign I’m running

Show threadCaePla Build FightersSep 3, 2018
@em I'm kinda tempted to drop them into my campaign, but frame them as some kind of eldritch horror and wait for the moment half way through combat where one of my players goes "Hang on, are we fighting Minions?"
Show threadEmSep 3, 2018
@Caelyn that would be so fun! just describe them kinda vaguely and see how long it takes
Show threadJ. Pere DuchatSep 3, 2018
@em I have burned all my roleplaying books after seeing this. The blaze is visible from space
Show threadEmSep 3, 2018
@secondary_world i sent the link to my DM so now i'm fully expecting him to put it in our campaign before the end of the month
Show threadgreg "Wingeclipse" v.sky 🖖Sep 3, 2018

@em wtf

but also what if I just casually drop these in and see if my players figure out what they are...