Logan DiceUnix will give you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you didn’t think rope would do that, you should have read the man page.
Zaiaku@LoganDice
UNIX
% ls
foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o
% rm * .o
rm: .o: No such file or directory
% ls
%
taken from: http://www.toodarkpark.org/computers/humor/shoot-self-in-foot.html