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im the hell dude
Aug 27, 2018
started calling my weiner my "mastodon"
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im the hell dude
Aug 27, 2018
got tired of saying "release the kraken" every time i took my pants off so now it's "time for the mastodon to once again roam the plains"
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in a surprise twist, the sound of a shofar plays at the same time.
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