List of food I'll eat in Scotland:
- Donner Kebab
- Steak Pie
- Macaroni Pie
- Fish and Chips
- Sausage Supper
- Muchie Box
- Pizza Crunch
- Haggis, Neeps and Tatties
- Jelly Babies
- Tablet
- Wine Gums
- Square Sausage
- Tattie Scones
- Sausage Rolls

I'm going to be a fat fuck.