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@senatormeow ayyy its me dj midnight suppers turning up

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Wh-what does Indiana want me to do to keep my bowels from killing me?

@senatormeow "neglect your bowels" do anal and i'll live forever. got it

@senatormeow i didnt write this my gf did

@senatormeow what does "neglect your bowels" entail? Holding in your poop? Or is it just general gastrointestinal stuff?

@senatormeow good advice, I’ll make sure to do all the things on this list