Every time I eat a fig I wonder if this will be the one with a wasp in it
@Gar this is a new and terrifying anxiety
@CFHistory figs are delicious but also their provenance is terrifying
@Gar whoa hey back up there friend, this is mastodon, leave those negative vibes back on the bird site
@rotor oh I’ll reword it to not be negative. Each time I eat a fig I’m *positive* this one will be the one with a wasp in it.
@Gar @rotor the crispy spicy center, that unexpected treat,