shaggy ringtones 
anybody going out to work this morning, don't forget the plan for our peaceful revolution: to gradually extend our toilet breaks until capitalism is no longer sustainable. today's target: 17 minutes. good luck out there
J. Pere Duchat@shaggyringtones The incredible shit slowdown
@secondary_world working up to the point where the duration of the toilet break matches that of the work day, or as i like to call it, 'the singularity'
@secondary_world imagine the amount of diapers they'd go through in a communist revolution
all you'd really need to do first is seize the means of production of adult diapers and you could fund the entire effort through the ironic use of aggressive capitalism