anybody going out to work this morning, don't forget the plan for our peaceful revolution: to gradually extend our toilet breaks until capitalism is no longer sustainable. today's target: 17 minutes. good luck out there
@shaggyringtones I am very small & have a very small bladder so this is achievable
@leszy the first change we make will be to end bladder size discrimination
@shaggyringtones a true comrade never says "omg but you barely even started your beer, how can you need to pee already"
@leszy 'why can't you just carry litres of pee around in a sort of rubbery bag for hours at a time like a normal person'