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J. Pere DuchatSomeone find me a way to comfortably read a book while I’m at the gym
pippa@secondary_world audiobook?
@pippasaidwhat hmmm yes that’s a good solution that is actually doable, but I also want to read a physical book in absolute comfort while I’m wasting time making sure my failing organic body does not decay into useless mush
@secondary_world i can't read & walk at the same time, so idk how people read & do anything else productive. unless you had someone else to hold the book & turn the pages.
@pippasaidwhat due to my intense weirdness I became a master of reading and doing almost any other task as a young creep
@secondary_world one of my best friends can read, navigate without looking & engage in deep conversation all at once. i don't know how she does it.
Sven@secondary_world I recommend using a mixed reality headset!
@sv3n Ok I want to believe this is a real thing so I’m not gonna check
@secondary_world Me too lol. The real answer is probably a Kindle with touchscreen but I don't know how comfortable that is.
RandlySalvage@secondary_world RIP Google glasses
@secondary_world I'd be happy if I could just lock my phone and YouTube kept playing
@RandlySalvage Oh I also have nowhere to keep my phone but an overly voluminous pocket which means if the machine doesn’t require me to sit upright it has to live on my chest
@secondary_world forgetting my phones in my pocket and dragging a bar up my thighs and hitting it triggers me. Bluetooth headphones have been a game changer
future escapee@secondary_world @RandlySalvage bluetooth, my friend
I have one word for you: DRONES
@KingNewbs ok this is the one this is the answer
Silence of the Dems 🐼@secondary_world that seems like a perfect application for audio books