It this site is not meant to share nudity and lewds, why do masturbate and mastodon share the same root word (mast, germanic for "hornt")?
Some entomology knowledge for you: masturbate means "hornt genitals" and mastodon means "hornt elephant".
@5five0oh4four I've a raging mast
@JawnMalkovich more "coincidence" the mods don't want you to know: waxing your hog is also called "toot scoot boogie".