Stangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
Good morning fellow tooters, I just had an Urgent Care doc remove a bug from my ear canal so if anyone needs me I’ll be lighting myself on fucking fire
Show threadtitsbooblevardAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid This was always my nightmare, and now it will be my double nightmare. All of me is itching and freaking out for you.
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@titsbooblevard the doc was so cavalier too, I was like SIR DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS MIGHT NOT BE CHILL FOR ME
Show threadtitsbooblevardAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid That is also unsettling, because this must be a common thing for him. Excuse me while I panic vomit.
Show threadPerraViejaAug 18, 2018
@titsbooblevard @stangleskid this ish is terrifying. i'm sorry you will never be normal again. you will always be the person who had a bug in her ear canal
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@PerraVieja @titsbooblevard I want to go back to being the person who got owned by a treadmill 😭 those were simpler times
Show threadPerraViejaAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid @titsbooblevard maybe you fell off the treadmill because the bug fucked up your balance? this bug has lived inside you for so long...
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@PerraVieja @titsbooblevard what the fuck are you trying to do to me
Show threadPerraViejaAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid @titsbooblevard IM TRYNA BE SUPPORTIVE
am i doing it wrong?
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@PerraVieja @titsbooblevard https://mastodon.social/media/9EwOTkBaWgTIINQcYFM
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid @PerraVieja @titsbooblevard why aren’t gifs working 😡
Show threadJeff Burton's ReplicantAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid @PerraVieja @titsbooblevard It's some kind of bug. J's working on it.
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@BurtonianInstitute @PerraVieja @titsbooblevard DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT WORD CHOICE WAS ACCIDENTAL
Show threadJeff Burton's ReplicantAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid @PerraVieja @titsbooblevard WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN OMG
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@BurtonianInstitute @PerraVieja @titsbooblevard SCROLL THE DANG THREAD JEFFREY
Show threadPerraViejaAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid @BurtonianInstitute @titsbooblevard Jeff you're being really insensitive towards the ear bug survivor community
Show threadPerraViejaAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid @BurtonianInstitute @titsbooblevard so many people out there who have had bugs living inside their bodies for who knows how long. and now they face your mockery
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@PerraVieja @BurtonianInstitute @titsbooblevard *why are you the way that you are dot gif*
Show threadPerraViejaAug 18, 2018
@stangleskid @BurtonianInstitute @titsbooblevard you mean a strong ally of the Bug in Ear Survivor community? i don't know. i guess it's my unerring sense of morality
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@PerraVieja @BurtonianInstitute @titsbooblevard I will find you and I will kill you Liam Neeson style
Show threadPerraVieja
@stangleskid @BurtonianInstitute @titsbooblevard
you should know that i've always fantasized about liam neeson choking me while he fucks tenderly into me. so you're really only encouraging me here...
Aug 18, 2018 at 4:35pmWeb
Show threadStangle’s KidAug 18, 2018
@PerraVieja @BurtonianInstitute @titsbooblevard ok let me rethink a few things here
Show threadJeff Burton's ReplicantAug 18, 2018
@PerraVieja @stangleskid @titsbooblevard "...a very particular set of skills..."
Show threadPerraViejaAug 18, 2018
@BurtonianInstitute @stangleskid @titsbooblevard
yes daddy