this site is way too pure i’m never doing irony again https://mastodon.social/media/-2IVs4xYu7-qWPZtl_s

@squid

THE PURITY OF THE MASTODON IS TOO HIGH

DO NOT DO IRONY WITH THE MASTODON

@sydneyfalk @squid broke: irony bird
woke: sincerity pachyderm
@squid *resists urge to send friviolous report*
@squid I am having such a nice time on cyberspace

@squid I suspect you're doing it right now. Honestly, it's a matter that a moderator saw your toot, and was concerned that you'd run into something which genuinely was bothering you. Your moderators can take a little while to know you.

I got a comment from a moderator once that there were *several* reports which she (?) was concerned the direction was to attack me, and that the energy was sent directly *to* me as well.

@squid mastodon’s irony algorithm is pretty good
@squid I’m afraid I’m too bad a person for this site

@squid [Image description: Masto thread.

@squid: "my toots are being suppressed I scream as the toot police locks me into a cell where I'm forbidden to toot"

@cm_kropot: "They [sic] have been no reports on your account. Is your post ironic ?"

@squid: "yes, we apologize for the confusion"

@cm_kropot: "no worries, just making sure everything is ok ! 😁
Have a nice time on cyber space !"

@squid the Fun Police had to come and make sure you were actually having fun