psychiatrist: i think it's time to up your dosage by 50mg
me: fine by me, as long as it does not interfere with my ability to make sufficiently horny tweets on mastodon. have you tried mastodon? it's a cool decentralized alternative to twi-
psychiatrist: i think it's time to up your dosage by 100mg
by the way, posts on here are called tweets now, and posts on twitter are now called toots. these are the rules now