Danmake sure you you follow all the big accounts so they follow you back before they realize what a useless shithead you are
it’s me. i’m the big account. your twitter sins are forgiven, my child.
we are equals here in the garden of tooten
sam@DoghouseDan follow me back then, you charlatan
I am the one who toots@DoghouseDan i already got the helldude to follow me, i have peaked
@Vicar me too. the immortals walk amongst us. the ground shakes from their mighty footsteps as i cower in an alley and struggle to type out “big toot mood”
toot boostin' daddy@DoghouseDan done. Followed