This Death in Yellowstone book is all right, but every now and then this author guy sprinkles in weird comments like “nobody knows why this bear attacked this woman, she wasn’t menstruating or anything.”

MY DUDE, NO
DON’T GET YR BEAR FACTS FROM BAD HORROR MOVIES

@melgillman Just once I want it to be "no one knows why the bear attacked this man, he wasn't even eating nachos."

Just. Once.