Dear YouTube,

Nobody fucking cares about the Royal Wedding. I don't care if Prince What's-His-Face likes getting fisted in the ass every night. It has nothing to do with the actual lives of anyone in the real world, and I'd appreciate it if you stopped putting the fucking video about it in the top-left corner so I accidentally click it every time I try to get back to the front page. All that accomplishes is pissing me off.

Thank you.