in japan theres this island called Computer Island where theres hundreds of computers living there, semi-feral computers, but you can pet them because they're fed twice per day
@jk What if they forget to feed the computers, can I still pet them?
@masklayer not advised
@jk Can I feed them myself, and then pet them?
@masklayer feed (disks and usb drives for the younger ones) is available at the gate for only ¥300 per megabyte!!

@jk Not falling for that.

Again.

@TomHarrington @jk ceers for that... I almost fell for it. 😆
@jk Computer Island (Japanese: コンピューターの島 Konpyūtā no shima)
@jk I've always wanted to have a computer as a pet... but I know that'd be irresponsible, they're wild animals after all