"Markwayne Mullin's Departure Allows Tommy Tuberville to Secure Title of Dumbest Senator"
Tuberville recognized he was way out of his depth so he's running for Alabama Governor instead
Will Alabama Voters #WTFU & stop voting for MAGA Morons
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/markwayne-mullins-departure-allows?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
#VoteOutAllGOP
#HappyValentinesDay
Special Valentine's cards to all the MAGAts & #GOPHypocrites who still believe single word from anyone in the #TrumpRegime
George Orwell would be proud of you
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes & ears
It was their final, most essential command"
#wtfu

Lots of illegal fireworks and crazy screaming in this #Seattle neighborhood. I understand there was some much-hyped game and one of the teams won.

People, stay awake. You will need your sanity for things that matter.

#distraction #teamsportsbullshit #sportscapitalism #WTFU

Lying about Tariffs again?
Are people who still support #TACOTrump
1-Dumb
2-Stupid
3-Ignorant
4-Willfully Ignorant
5-Moron
6-MAGA Moron
7-Member of the #TrumpCult
For those in the cult?
No one can help them- they're too far gone
Remove these Toxic people from your lives
For the others?
Learn the truth & #WTFU
Are people who still support the #TrumpRegime -
1-Dumb
2-Stupid
3-Ignorant
4-Willfully Ignorant
5-Moron
6-MAGA Moron
7-Member of the #TrumpCult
For those in the cult?
No one can help them- they're too far gone
Remove these Toxic people from your lives
For the others?
Learn the truth & #WTFU
We have been told all of our lives that when someone is rich, it means they are smart. This was obviously taught to us by the people that are rich. #WTFU MAGA !!

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"We have our legal rights
We will not allow you as the Nazi federal government to come & trample those rights"
We must hold accountable all #GOPTraitors who ceded power & violated their Oaths of Office
Will GOP Voters #wtfu & understand GOP does not give a shit about them
Pot....kettle calling!
#WTF is wrong with Texas GOP?
They think they can get away with this?
Which begs the following question
How much worse does life in Texas have to get before voters finally #WTFU up & stop voting for them and against themselves?
https://bsky.app/profile/gelliottmorris.com/post/3lwtml7eflt2q
Funny how Ted Cruz is never in DC or Texas when disaster strikes
What will it take for Texas voters to finally #WTFU & send him packing once & for all
Do we now change his name from #CancunCruz to #TedTheGreek
https://www.sacurrent.com/news/us-sen-ted-cruz-was-on-vacation-in-europe-during-texas-flood-37929129
#VoteOutAllGOP