Break time. Weeeeeeee! Pun very much intended. #WorkPost

I never imagined 15 minutes could go by soooooo slowly as a result of having to pee. Holy omfg. #WorkPost

Seriously people. Don't get pissy with me for calling you at work because you answered the phone to what is most likely to you an unrecognized number while you were at work. #WorkPost

Somebody's kid in a voicemail greeting: If you wanna talk to my daddy, leave a message. #WorkPost

Argh. I'm running into an issue on my work system website where it takes up more and more memory as time progresses. I've already had it crash because it ran out of memory (4 GB), and I don't know what to do about this. I've had to restart Chrome and log in again more than once today. Any idea what could be causing this? I've tried deleting *all* of the cookies and other data in Chrome's settings. Not sure if it's the site itself or what. #WorkPost

Uh, pretty sure the surname of this person I just called was not, in fact, Snortburger. #WorkPost

Totally just ran into the voicemail of a person who sounded very similar to my former flute instructor. I miss her dermit! #WorkPost

Happy Monday, I come back to work with a bunch of Slack responses to do, but it's good to stretch the accessibility muscles again and get back into the seat after a week off. I need distractions anyway from the election. People asking me questions and needing my help to solve various issues in their repo is far better for me than ruminating on news. I stayed largely away from it last week with Myth Busters and watching the Science channel or Investigation Discovery, stuff like that. #workPost