NYT Wordle: -3/6

This did not go well and I want my maternal unit over it. 8n8

#Wordle #Wordle1208

#Wordle 5/6* Grade: C+

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ F (1,860)
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ F (139)
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 D+ (15)
🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 A+ (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A+

https://gradle.app/#fUUtKO3sZBPkFAPBW0ujdS

Wait, no. That's the puzzle I get when I play Absurdle, a Wordle clone rigged to give you the worst possible outcome of every guess. My mistake.

Here's today's actual NYT Wordle, and it was somehow even worse...

#Wordle1208 5/6* Grade: C

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ F (1,860)
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ F (139)
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 D+ (15)
⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 A (2)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A+

https://gradle.app/#4yzUwAIIrSEcEUWizHdOJ2gFG

This was not a possible puzzle solution in pre-NYT Wordle. If it was, it would have been 2,304th out of 2,316 puzzle solutions when used as a starting word, inserted between MIMIC and WOOZY. It really is epically bad, so don't feel bad if you lost today.