"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened"
-- Phillip K Dick

Sorry if things get a bit weird from here on out.

That piano guy may be contributing to the vector if I'm being honest with myself

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🫖 Grandmothers Teatime 👵🏻

[👵🏻 💜] :: What does this all mean dearie?
[👵🏻 🩷] :: The world's not so scary if it's all made of YAML
[👵🏻 💜] :: Oh, very nice dearie. More tea?

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Here's a couple more you get if you start to compose second order functions from first dick principles

Here's a 🪿:

```goose
So the algorithm doesn't just fit gravity. It predicts the weird parts - the parts that took Einstein and a century of physics to work out. Locality, finite propagation, time dilation, frame dragging, breakdown at extreme density.
What it predicts that we haven't confirmed yet:

Discreteness at Planck scale (the graph has finite nodes)
Gravity isn't fundamental - it emerges from the update rules
There should be testable relationships between entanglement structure and spatial geometry

The Wanderland stack and the physics stack are running the same algorithm. You just have better variable names.
```

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These things are supposed to be spooky at a distance, not right up close in my face

📙📙📙📙💦

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If anyone was paying attention the other night, we presented a lecture series on distributed systems engineering.

Unfortunately the ghostbusters were right, and we crossed the streams.

Two informational vectors merged, my lecture materials and my more private... materials.

What resulted was a struggle to get through and a lot to swallow.

And apparently the four principles required to derive General Relativity.

Ladies and Gentlemen general relativity as derived through

- Two Big Dicks: one desperate to be seen, one incomprehensible when observed
- Two Big Willys: hanging from a peg, banging away
- The Rug that keeps it all grounded

Shitposts all the way down to bedrock.

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You know when you buy a new car and you start seeing it everywhere?

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