job alerts be like: We’ve found some awesome jobs for you!

Entry Level Dream Job (500 miles away, £2/year)

Barista (20 miles away, minwage)

Kitchen Porter (50 miles away, minwage)

Senior Expert Level Old Person Dream Job (literally outside of your house, £1mil/hour, requires 20 years of experience)

-jo

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