Lard MotelJan 14
Looking for utter rubbish on eBay and found this frog lamp. It’s already awful but look at these promotional pictures with people living some sort of slow motion life - with an added frog lamp. It’s like a Hipgnosis record cover. Would buy. #utterrubbish
Lard MotelAug 11, 2025
OK I promise I'll stop now.
#utterrubbish
Lard MotelAug 11, 2025
My god I have a lot of Twitter shit posts. Like decades and terrabytes.
#utterrubbish
Lard MotelAug 10, 2025

Today I am 63 years old. That is three lots of 21. Each 21 has some purpose. The messy hilarious childhood, the struggles at success, the balancing act up on top of the circus tent. From today I concentrate on rounding things up with good humour and plenty of advice for those still on the road.

I’ve connections all the way back to 1960 something. The idea is to find the joy in all of it like the blond guy at the end of Blade Runner - if I can find a pigeon. #birthday #history #utterrubbish

UndercatAug 8, 2025
For 808 day I will make fart noises into a microphone and pitch them down two octaves. #808day #utterrubbish
Show threadLard MotelJul 27, 2025
@ddarc OK I am schooled by whoever the hell this is. #synth #utterrubbish
Lard MotelJul 2, 2025
#utterrubbish
Lard MotelJul 2, 2025
I know I’ve done this one before but it’s upgraded. #UtterRubbish
Lard MotelJun 19, 2025
Still working through my old tweets ... now up to 2015
God there was a lot of #utterrubbish in the old days
Lard MotelJun 17, 2025
Do you really think that these are people using Microsoft Word. If so can I get a bit of what you’re having thanks. #utterrubbish