“I had termites. But I couldn’t pay them.”

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“I had termites. But I couldn’t pay them.”

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“His bladder was as small as his brain.”

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“His bladder was as small as his brain.”

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“It’s Saint Andreas fault.”

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“It’s Saint Andreas fault.”

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“What’s your favorite Apocalypse?”

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“What’s your favorite Apocalypse?”

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Lush foliage: plants that crave alcohol

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Lush foliage: plants that crave alcohol

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