SubGenius Glossary 5/11/2026:

Normals - People that are just, well, normal. Almost always Humans, but no small amount are unawakened SubGenii. They’re why things suck and are the most loyal troops of The Conspiracy because it provides normalcy. Real pain to work with. Almost all Normals are Pinks and vice versa.

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"Connie" shall return. Remember that.

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SubGenius Glossary 5/10/2026:

Earth-Mars Switch - At some point in our fractured timeline Earth and Mars switched places. This is another reason Earth seems to be pretty lousy and why all the cool stuff is on Mars and why we can’t find (the real) Atlantis.. This is probably due to the machinations of The Conspiracy but may be another hare-brained idea of JHVH-1. Possibly due to Timeline collapse of The Memory Wars.

#subgenius #bobdobbs

Screw the Met Gala. You can get more slack from getting the Dobbstown mirror! https://www.patreon.com/c/dobbstown/posts

(Though you can mock the Met Gala for some slack, won't stop you.)

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Aliens - A general term for time-bound, often physical, beings from worlds other than Earth. There seem to be a lot of them, but to judge by the UFO enthusiasts, most are suspiciously humanoid. Too many factions to mention or count. Xists are just one example. Watch the skies and don’t take any wooden Saucers. Great source of advanced technology when they crash.

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SubGenius Glossary 5/5/2026:

SubGenius Nuclear Family - The only healthy way to live - extending family as far as you can go to the ultimate Fully Extended SubGenius Nuclear Family. Included the mailman, mom’s girlfriend, and other SubGenius Nuclear Families. Tribalism the right way, it’s tribes all the way up and down. The opposite of the Pink Nuclear Family.

#subgenius #bobdobbs

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SubGenius Glossary 5/4/2026:

Pink Nuclear Family - The ultimate pathology. A family where Dad takes orders from Above, gives orders to Mom, both control The Kids, and everyone hates each other. A tool of The Conspiracy to make every family a little cult. The opposite - and the enemy - of the SubGenius Nuclear Family.

#subgenius #bobdobbs

No argument is based on pure objectivity, therefore all arguments are disingenuous. Except for the one to send your money to the SubGenius. That one is 100% honest - ‘Bob’ wants your money.

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SubGenius Glossary 5/3/2026:

“Connie” Dobbs - The primary wife of “Bob” Dobbs. Possible descendant of alien-human hybrids. She keeps everything running when “Bob” forgets or gets lost, which is honestly a lot. Can change appearances constantly. Just as promiscuous as “Bob” but far less known. The Yang to his Yin, the two are inseparable, even when they’re sleeping with other people.

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