SubGenius Glossary 5/20/2026:
Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialism - The True Politics of the SubGenius. A community of “leave people the fuck alone” - or else Not anarchism, or libertarianism, or any other “ism” (even if there’s an “ism” in the name). Antipolitics. Sadly many a SubGenii has to resort to typical politics, to implement their noble ideas, but that’s the way of the world. Related to the SubGenius Nuclear Family.
SubGenius Glossary 5/17/2026:
Normals - People that are just, well, normal. Almost always Humans, but no small amount are unawakened SubGenii. They’re why things suck and are the most loyal troops of The Conspiracy because it provides normalcy. Real pain to work with. Almost all Normals are Pinks and vice versa.
SubGenius Glossary 5/15/2026:
Mars - Which may be the original Earth because of the Earth-Mars switch. A planet with lots of cool alien stuff if you’ve watched any classic Sci-Fi. It just appears to be a desert, which is probably because of The Conspiracy. Not so much the Angry Red Planet as just disappointed.
SubGenius Glossary 5/13/2026:
Emaculation - When JHVH-1 contacted “Bob” Dobbs with the divine Prescriptures. “Bob” was able to access this divine revelation after a supposed “accident” tinkering on a TV of his own design. Though it took time to get going, this ultimately resulted in The Church of the SubGenius. To this day some SubGenii shock themselves on television sets ritually, though some are probably just perverts.
SubGenius Glossary 5/11/2026:
Normals - People that are just, well, normal. Almost always Humans, but no small amount are unawakened SubGenii. They’re why things suck and are the most loyal troops of The Conspiracy because it provides normalcy. Real pain to work with. Almost all Normals are Pinks and vice versa.
SubGenius Glossary 5/10/2026:
Earth-Mars Switch - At some point in our fractured timeline Earth and Mars switched places. This is another reason Earth seems to be pretty lousy and why all the cool stuff is on Mars and why we can’t find (the real) Atlantis.. This is probably due to the machinations of The Conspiracy but may be another hare-brained idea of JHVH-1. Possibly due to Timeline collapse of The Memory Wars.
Aliens - A general term for time-bound, often physical, beings from worlds other than Earth. There seem to be a lot of them, but to judge by the UFO enthusiasts, most are suspiciously humanoid. Too many factions to mention or count. Xists are just one example. Watch the skies and don’t take any wooden Saucers. Great source of advanced technology when they crash.
SubGenius Glossary 5/5/2026:
SubGenius Nuclear Family - The only healthy way to live - extending family as far as you can go to the ultimate Fully Extended SubGenius Nuclear Family. Included the mailman, mom’s girlfriend, and other SubGenius Nuclear Families. Tribalism the right way, it’s tribes all the way up and down. The opposite of the Pink Nuclear Family.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/4/2026:
Pink Nuclear Family - The ultimate pathology. A family where Dad takes orders from Above, gives orders to Mom, both control The Kids, and everyone hates each other. A tool of The Conspiracy to make every family a little cult. The opposite - and the enemy - of the SubGenius Nuclear Family.
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