As I sat recently in front of my speakers, a strange event occurred. What seemed an overwhelming force was violently emitted from an unknown origin, cascading over me -- no -- through me, in a huge, sticky wave.

I felt it encasing my organs, surrounding my grey matter. "What is this?!" I asked myself, the taste thick and heavy in my mouth. I smacked my lips thoughtfully. "Is this... could this... be BONK?" I queried no one in particular.

The gelatinous fluid encasing my brain contracted sharply as if to answer, and my universe inverted in a sudden lurch. Looking up at my feet, my agency draining, I realized, no. This was in fact UNBONK.

Another hard squeeze, and another rapid inversion. Was this event what
@axwax described as a Schrödinger's Bonk? No, something was different. Not a BONK superposition, but rather a shift, seemingly prompted by observation. A "HeisenBONK", perhaps.

*CHUNK* Another. I strained against it, but I could no longer maintain control. *CHUNK* All attempts to classify are rebuffed. Any remaining influence supplanted. Powerless, I give in. The BONKWAVE caressed me approvingly, and my surroundings fizzed into glorious purple.

Anyway, that's what happened. I'm still towelling off. What I was left with afterwards landed on Not What I Call Bonk Wave Volume 3, Disc B -- launch party Friday at 21:00 UTC at https://party.bonkwave.org/ !

Be there or be 🔳

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