We were promised integrated packages. Instead we got disintegrated apps

Not to mention the severely disadvantageous subscription model

Our software is perfect. If something has gone wrong, it must be YOUR fault

Hello customer, can I help you? Ha ha, just kidding, of course I won’t

Enough with the notifications! Focus Assist will shut them u… 'But I'm too important!'

An app will always find a way to interrupt what you’re doing

I paid for it, that makes it mine. Doesn’t it? No – and it never did

A new generation learns the hard way that everything is ephemeral

Leave that sentient AI alone a mo and fix those racist chatbots first

Cue robot armies of whiny digital seven-year-olds complaining they're being 'cancelled'

The next time your program is 'not responding,' (do not) try these steps

Can't open that tin of beans? Put it back in the cupboard and take it out again!

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