The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries is a popular handbook in the Schlock Mercenary universe. The book's maxims are often quoted by Tagon, as well as other characters. The following is a list of the maxims found in Schlock Mercenary, ordered by maxim number. 1. Pillage, then burn.[1] 2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.[2] 3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.[3] 4. Close air support covers a multitude of...

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Maxim 32. "Anything is amphibious if you can get it back out of the water."

From Howard Tayler's wonderful Schlock Mercenary comic series.

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