Today in #schoolrpg–
• The group tracked down and captured Schale, renegade witch
• They learned that the war-wight is lending its support to the gnoll siege of the High Citadel
• Their criminal records were expunged

Today in #schoolrpg—
• Exploring the goblin funfair
• Helping the goblin lion tamer (he had his own hat) survive putting his head in a manticore's mouth

Today in #schoolrpg—
• They fled into the gnoll imperial forest to lie low on the riot they caused last week
• Discovered the cartilaginous skulls of elves nailed to trees, which the alchemist promptly took
• Avoided a slew of gnoll snares and took the wire for their own use

Today in #schoolrpg—
• 20m of beautiful heist-planning
• Alberic invisibly sneaks out via the main staircase
• Nix enchants a summerwine glass with covetousness
• All of the guards and the rich folk at the party riot, the PCs sneak out in the fray

Today in #schoolrpg:
• Polearm party !
• Beleaguered by a heath dragon
• Their calacorm apprentice, Glaark, fell under the dragon's fangs

Today in #schoolrpg:
• SMASH CUT TO A GLADIATORIAL ARENA
• Double-teaming to shank some bears
• Winning over the audience through terrible puns ("I can't BEAR this!" & "This is for all the salmon!")

Today in #schoolrpg:
• Ogre massacre legitimately bringing tears to some of our players
• Almost losing the calacorm to the inky depths when the cuttlefish struck
• Local government bail-outs

Today in #schoolrpg:
• About his brother's comatose character: "Do we HAVE to save him?"
• He sprinted down a switchback staircase and across the back of a load of clones to snatch the body from the tyrrany of some poison frogs
• The spellcaster begins a nudist cult

Today in #schoolrpg:
• A lack of spell components made a meal of a snake
• The blacksmith overreached while battling winged snails on some switchback stairs and fell 30' onto a mushroom forest
• The forest is full of poison frogs; the blacksmith is currently at 0 STAMINA...

Testing QUARREL & FABLE with my #schoolrpg:
• They created an army of illusory trolls to frighten off some goblins
• One leapt across a stream to stab up a crocodile; another danced across some stepping stones to hold down its head