Oh hey I'd forgotten about these... I'm a poet, and I didn't know it. #RulesOfMastodition
Nah I knew, I've got a whole spreadsheet of these somewhere...these first four are on the house (ack!), but after that there might be a small, but very reasonable, fee for my wisdom.
I had a dream once that I'd make a bot to send out #RulesOfMastodition semi-reguarly. I'd update them offline with witty memories from all my years of experience scheming people.
Ah the dreams of youth, wasted and blowing in the wind like devalued currency bills after a rough bout of inflation.
sigh.
Is mastodon.social down again? Waiting for something just because it seems the most official doesn't lead to profit, or new friends.
Stop waiting, pick another instance and pitch in to their Patreon.
Never be afraid to start over. Sometimes a new setting can make a galaxy of difference.
Yes people speak other languages here. What language are you speaking Huuumaaahn? Isn't your universal translator working? You'll never profit if you can't speak to most of the galaxy. So stop complaining.
If it's a fandom, there's an instance for it, or there soon will be.
Quark