@stevefelten

Once upon a time I had a beloved pet frog. But after a while the frog fell ill. He became badly jaundiced, with its skin turning yellow and scaly. After it died, I wrote a farewell poem to it which I called "Goodbye, Yellow Sick Toad."

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You are either part of the solution or precipitate.

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What kind of toilet paper do drummers use?

*Da-bum-tish* ๐Ÿฅ

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#PunAnything Never moon a werewolf

I kneed dough. ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿ’ฐ

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Really, a knee thing?

I kneed the bread because it was wry.

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I asked the man carrying a 12-foot pole onto the bus, โ€œAre you a pole-vaulter?โ€

He replied lyrically, โ€œNo, Iโ€™m a Svede, but how did you know my name vas Valter?โ€

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I'm sure you've heard of the insomniac dyslexic who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog?

They were afraid of eternal Dalmatian. #punanything