Would having a mangled penis improve or hinder one's pissing distance?

#meme #memes #shitpost #rasputin #elonmusk #pissingcontest

getting oan the creatine to piss bigger pisses #pissingmeta #pissingcontest
…it typically devolved into some form of the following #pissingcontest:
He's white, gay, and autistic
She's black, straight, and neurotypical
Which one should get more speaking time on the #WWDC diversity panel?