Mastodawn

@ZorritoIV my mind immediately went to #penisgate
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2026/02/16/penisgate-ski-jumping-winter-olympics-plastic-surgeon-injections/88576518007/#

Top plastic surgeon fuels 'Penisgate,' says he injected ski jumper last month

WADA says it's looking for evidence. A plastic surgeon renowned for penis-enlarging procedures says he treated a ski jumper last month.

USA TODAY

MrAndrewD Feb 15

Unexpected message from my sister.

"That's #penisgate, right".

Choked on my cornflakes.

RTL Nieuws Feb 13

𝗜𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗺𝗿𝗼𝗲𝗽 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗷 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲 '𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗲' 𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗢𝗹𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻

Nog geen week geleden ging het over de 'penisgate' bij de Olympische Winterspelen in Milaan, maar nu is er opnieuw penisgerelateerde ophef ontstaan. De Italiaanse publieke omroep Rai wordt beschuldigd van censuur, omdat de omroep de welbekende Vitruvian Man...

https://www.rtl.nl/nieuws/buitenland/artikel/5567015/olympische-spelen-milaan-penisgate-leonardo-da-vinci

#Italiaanse #penisgate #OlympischeWinterspelen

Italiaanse omroep betrokken bij tweede 'penisgate' rond Olympische Winterspelen

RTL Nieuws

Jack C.M Feb 12

The physics of #Penisgate and how ski jumpers fly. Via @scientific_american #Science #Physics 🔭🔬🧪🥼🧑‍🔬 #Olympics #Sports 🏃🏅🏆 www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...

The physics of ‘Penisgate’ and...

The physics of ‘Penisgate’ and how ski jumpers fly

A scandal involving allegedly enlarged ski suits ahead of this year’s Winter Olympics has highlighted the intriguing physics behind ski jumps

Scientific American

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Paul Chambers🚧Feb 8

@TheBreadmonkey I wonder if they too are doing Weiner injections. Although, it seems like you would want it out of the way to be more aerodynamic. Nothing like a huge 'luge' to slow you down when facing the air of a downhill slope. lol

🔗 ‘ #Penisgate ’ at the #Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer

‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?

The World Anti-Doping Agency is investigating whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further

The Guardian

Jack C.M Feb 7

#Penisgate erupts at #Olympics 🔥; scandal exposes risks of bulking your bulge. Via @arstechnica #Sports 🏃🏅🏆

Penisgate erupts at Olympics; ...

Penisgate erupts at Olympics; scandal exposes risks of bulking your bulge

Claims of penis injections in ski jumpers has fillers spewing into the news.

Ars Technica

João Labrincha 🌈🍉Ⓐ☭Ⓥ Feb 7

#penisgate
Atletas de salto em esqui aumentam pénis para aumentarem a aerodinâmica e consequentemente a capacidade de salto. #WTF!!!

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦Feb 7

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116026203763840613

this is art & literature wrapped in a toot

#Milano2026 #penisgate

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Klaus Alexander Seiﬆrup Feb 6

@svuorela

DR skriver:

Bare to centimeters udvidelse af dragten kan føre til et 5,8 meter længere spring, skriver The Guardian på baggrund af en videnskabelig artikel fra Frontiers.

Cc: #WADA, #penisGate, #doping, #olympics, #skihop, #VinterOL