SPOCK: Captain, I can see inside Gill's mind. I see... cartoons. Just... cartoons.

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MCCOY: What in blazes is this? Did I lose a bet that I don't remember?

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KIRK: Which is the laboratory door?
ISAK: The end of the hall.
SPOCK: I believe the one marked "Laboratory", Captain.

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MAJOR: Ah, Chairman Eneg. Your Excellency, I am honoured. I've been interrogating these spies, captured in-
ENEG: I've had a full report. And your Sergeant Shultz needs work.

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OFFICER: Lieutenant, what have we here? Another one of those stunt doubles?

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Are you the one writing anti-Ekosian stuff on the men's room walls?

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After the mission on Ekos, Dr. McCoy forgot to remove Kirk and Spock's subcutaneous transponders, causing the two to have to listen to every Bluetooth signal within a 20 meter range on the ship for the next week.

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Punching in for my shift on #AllStarTrek. Delayed by the bomb being at us here on the Enterprise. WTH? Somebody put a beanie on Spock and let him take a look!

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"Wait, there's been enough killing. Now we'll start to live the way the Furor meant us to live."

Good god. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜¬πŸ˜–

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