As Case Mnemonic was mesmerized
by the ever-changing #ChatGPT smart-captions
of the six-screen <sludge content> videos
(don’t ask)
on his thumb-phone,
the #parkourbot
leapt into a cabriole,
landed on one pod,
and impaled him with a carbide multi-grappler.

#cyberstories
#thefutureisdumb
#ahumanwrotethis
#me
#sorry