I just had a dilated pupil eye test for the first time and holy crap I am so glad I allowed for longer than the minimum time to not drive. My eyes are still like saucers and so sore. I'm glad I'm in a dark room and I just want to close my eyes and go to sleep.

#eyes #eyetests #owwmakeitstop

I’m sorry clock. I know you insist it’s 7AM. But my body and the sun very much disagree. I don’t know who gave you the idea that we should time travel, and feel jet lagged, without the benefit of a tropical locale and being waited on, but this is bullshit and must stop.

#DST #DaylightSavings #StopTheMadness #OwwMakeItStop