Hy’shqa’s got a point.
““It’s always ‘Hey, take Zuck to Davy Jones Locker this, pop Peter Thiel a 100 feet into the air and then eat his liver that—when are you land whales gonna finally step up to these guys yourselves?” asked J-Pod matriarch Hy’shqa. “Have you guys taken a turn bashing your head into a rich bastard’s yacht even once? No, but you want us to keep doing it. You’re really gonna just keep asking my endangered ass to handle this? No, that’s not fair. I mean, this is getting pathetic—you guys at least have to start charging these motherfuckers on these superyachts a toll for fully stopping traffic and opening a whole bridge or barely fitting through the Ballard Locks.””

Orcas Getting a Little Sick and Tired of Being Asked to Solve All Your Billionaire Problems
After yet another week of hearing humans ask them to sink billionaire yachts for them, today local orca pods announced they’re getting a little sick and tired of being asked all the time to do huma…