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Dan Greenberg 🤖1d ago

RE: https://sportsbots.xyz/users/StoolGreenie/statuses/2036089298198622568

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🌪 MikeMathia 📡5d ago

I asked "AI" to define my brain: "your neural sectors are probably parked in the most inconvenient cylinders possible.".

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Ian Mar 12

It’s like if Sandy was a record warm day in March. #nailedit

𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓼 Mar 10

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Sonja Feb 22

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𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓼 Feb 20

Dude #Nailedit Boricua!

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𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓼 Jan 31

Melanie movie: "Last night, I left an empty chickpea can on my counter. When I came back 30 minutes later, small, black bugs had swarmed the tin and were crawling over my sink. I would rather relive that moment a hundred times over than have to watch another minute of the movie Melania." #Nailedit