AndreasBDec 21
Gestern höre ich mit wie eine Frau der anderen erzählt: "Und dann denke sofort: Was um alles in der Welt ist Vorhautflimmern? Und warum ist das lebensbedrohlich?" #verhört #falschverstanden #missheard
Hilary PalménMar 18, 2025
"The alligator is at the centre of the platform"
#missheard
#Subway
Third spruce tree on the leftMar 19, 2023

Everyone here is sassy today. The Teen was commenting on how I got my sass from Vegan Lawyer GF (she is quite sassy) and I said my sass is more mature, more refined sass. He missheard and asked "mortified sass? whats that? Is that like when a Bard rolls a nat. 20 and sarcasms them to death? "

No, its more like when you point to the Ogre's terrible feet and go WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE? And he runs away embarrassed.

Mortified Sass would be a great band name.

#dand #dnd #nat20 #sass #missheard