According to my Miss Fidget calendar today is the birthday of both Kenny G. and Laurie Anderson.

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Wednesday is spelled weird with that NES in the middle? I propose Whensday as an updated spelling.

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According to the Miss Fidget Calendar tonight we have a full moon and June starts on Monday.

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According to my 2026 Miss Fidget Calendar today is the birthday of both Mr T and Plato.

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my 2026 Miss Fidget Calendar tells me today is the birthday of both Salvador Dali and Irving Berlin

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My Miss Fidget Calendar reminded me yesterday May 4th was Respect for Chickens Day.

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"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time”

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One of the biggest ironies of my life…
For well over a decade I’ve been making a calendar annually. I’ve easily distributed over 1,000 calendars all of which I gifted. A recent disability has left me time blind. I just showed up for an appointment a week early because I misread the 2026 calendar I designed impeccably and had printed.

I’ve tried and my time blindness is worse when I’ve used a digital calendar. Writing seems integral to how I process info.

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Years ago the Miss Fidget calendar stopped acknowledging religious holidays in the interest of fairness. Sure Easter is practically a secular rite of spring but to include it but not passover seemed weak. Mother’s and Father’s Days are also omitted while Tax Day, April 15th has always been included. I can’t control the world but I can control my own content.

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The Miss FidgetTM 2026 Calendar just got some high praise for April’s art from a fan. Apparently 60’s era scooter dresses and a bonnet dryer are “Sexy AF.” 😁

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