if you're full of yourself here you're mastopompous

if you're like me at all you're a mastodork

if you post about shrek you might be a mastodonkey

if you're a feminine top you might be a mastodomme

all the cute people here are mastodorable

if you hate these puns and want to toot angrily at me, mastodon't

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A twitter bot that follows the #Mastopuns tag, caches toots, and routinely tweets the body of a cached toot w/ a link to Mastodon.social

"from the community at Mastodon.social, an open, Nazi-free Twitter Alternative" as the bio,
For the profile pic:
https://mastodon.social/media/bF7P2QeF8HKgynnIBfg

#MastoAds #GuerillaMarketing

A twitter bot that follows the #Mastopuns tag, caches toots, and routinely tweets the body of a #Mastopuns toot w/ a link to Mastodon.social

"from the community at Mastodon.social, an open, Nazi-free Twitter Alternative" as the bio,
For the profile pic:
https://mastodon.social/media/bF7P2QeF8HKgynnIBfg

#MastoAds #GuerillaMarketing

A twitter bot that follows the #Mastopuns tag, caches toots, and routinely tweets the body of a #Mastopuns toot w/ a link to Mastodon.social

"from the community at Mastodon.social, an open, Nazi-free Twitter Alternative" as the bio,
For the profile pic:
https://mastodon.social/media/xNaRGnSrgpuT1TuiIg8

#MastoAds #GuerillaMarketing

A twitter bot that follows the #Mastopuns tag, caches toots, and routinely tweets the body of a #Mastopuns toot w/ a link to Mastodon.social

"from the community at Mastodon.social, an open, Nazi-free Twitter Alternative" as the bio,
For the profile pic:
https://mastodon.social/media/xNaRGnSrgpuT1TuiIg8