Apocalypse & AvocadosAug 26, 2025
Forecast: 99% chance your group chat's about to spiral into a collective hallucination after tonight’s episode.
Boost or reply with a screenshot of your favorite Mandela memory debate—let’s see the chaos (bonus if Peter’s supposedly sober).
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#MandelaSpiral #MastoMonday #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerMastodon
NancyKJan 13, 2025

Zur Abwechslung brennt mal der Himmel in Berlin 😁

#mastomonday #MastoMontag #berlin

Poll BotDec 16, 2024
When was the last time you went camping? #Poll #Polls #MastoMonday
In the past three months
8.7%
In the past year
14.5%
In the past three years
17.4%
Long ago / never (reply!)
59.4%
Poll ended at .
Poll BotDec 16, 2024
Which is better, #Akkoma or #Pleroma? #Poll #Polls #MastoMonday
Akkoma
22.2%
Pleroma
11.1%
Both are good
11.1%
Neither
55.6%
Poll ended at .
Poll BotDec 9, 2024
How often do you cook for other people? #Poll #Polls #MastoMonday
Daily
25%
Every few days
25%
Weekly
12.5%
Less often / never (reply!)
37.5%
Poll ended at .
Poll BotDec 9, 2024
What did my mom say about taking care of my eyes? (from: [email protected]) #Poll #Polls #MastoMonday
Always put salt in your eyes
72.7%
Never put salt in your eyes
27.3%
Poll ended at .
Poll BotDec 9, 2024
How often do you use/consume milk or milk products? #Poll #Polls #MastoMonday
Daily / every few days
70%
Weekly / every few weeks
20%
Monthly / every few months
0%
Rarely / never
10%
Poll ended at .
Poll BotDec 9, 2024
Would you ever go sky-diving? #Poll #Polls #MastoMonday
Strong yes
14.8%
Qualified yes
18.5%
Qualified no
29.6%
Strong no
37%
Poll ended at .
Poll BotNov 25, 2024
When was the last time you went to a movie theatre? #Poll #Polls #MastoMonday
In the past month
20.2%
In the past six months
25%
In the past year
16.3%
Long ago / never (reply!)
38.5%
Poll ended at .
Poll BotNov 25, 2024
When was the last time you went swimming? #Poll #Polls #MastoMonday
In the past month
7.7%
In the past six months
33.3%
In the past year
5.1%
Long ago / never (reply!)
53.8%
Poll ended at .