#EMPLOYMENT #OPPORTUNITY: #Looking for #two #strapping #lads (or #lasses, I don't care as long as you can do the #work) to help me get around the #ranch. Maybe a #third to #fan me with a large palm leaf on the hot days (doesn't need to be as strapping). Must provide their own #Sedan #Chair or be willing to pick up this one from the #MuseumOfEdinburgh in #Scotland....