Itโ€™s 1 degree outside and it literally feels like summer bc itโ€™s been fucking -18 for so long. Iโ€™m ready to pull my fucking sandals out. No jacket today. Deck joint. Letโ€™s go. #justcanadianthings

@haljor @unclepj

Huh. Attorney is only used in Quebec. The rest of the country uses solicitor or barrister.

#JustCanadianThings I guess.

My recycling wheelie bin is full and needs to go to the street for collection, but I can't budge it because it's frozen to the fucking ground

#JustCanadianThings #IWishIWasJoking

The end of the long dash: CBC stops broadcasting official time signal | CBC News

After more than 80 years on the airwaves, CBC has announced it will no longer broadcast the National Research Council's time signal.

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Smiling when I start randomly humming the A&W tuba jingle from the 80's and no one here in the US knows what the fuck the song is.
#JustCanadianThings
I'm so lame, my favourite song is the jingle from #CBC's Morningside radio show #JustCanadianThings
Chop your balls off and die?

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Just occurred to me that "pencil crayons" = "pencil pencils".
#francais #justcanadianthings