MegatronicThronBanksAug 22, 2024

To every government department screeching for workers to physically return to the office.

Go on. Prove you're sincere.

Compulsorily acquire the premises.

#covid #covid19 #pandemic #latecapitalism #capitalism #commute #telecommute #itsthefuture #itsthefuturenow #itsthefuturedave

Corstorphine ChiroApr 1, 2024
In a surprise twist, we decided to modernise all aspects of the practice on one day! Introducing the Chiromatic glove. We're letting the machines take over completely and taking a 'hands-off' approach to your care.
#ChiromaticGlove #ItsTheFuture #WhatCouldGoWrong #AprilTheFirst
ted byfieldFeb 7, 2024

I'm going to start using news headlines as a password generator because SWISS-TOOTHBRUSH-BOTNET ain't bad. And headlines will only get weirder.

#itsthefuture

https://www.tomshardware.com/networking/three-million-malware-infected-smart-toothbrushes-used-in-swiss-ddos-attacks-botnet-causes-millions-of-euros-in-damages

Security firm now says toothbrush DDOS attack didn't happen, but source publication says company presented it as real

Dental IoT devices caused millions of Euros in damages for Swiss company, says report.

Tom's Hardware
ted byfieldJan 8, 2024

If a cellphone-bearing, pepper-spraying teenage Amish insurrectionist challenging federal prosecutors' use of Google location data wasn’t on your 2024 bingo card for 2024, as the saying goes, it should be. (Bonus: his name is Israel Easterday.) #itsthefuture

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/01/06/jan-6-google-location-warrants/

Google location data was used to find Jan. 6 rioters. It’s disappearing.

Google has changed the way it saves location data, ending a controversial and powerful law enforcement tool.

The Washington Post
Adrian BowyerSep 4, 2022
You can either charge your phone or sit on it, but not both...
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RT @BainbridgeD1
@MyFaveBench spotted this earlier in Kos Town. A solar powered bench that can cordless recharge your phone. I mean come on what's not to like...#itsthefuture
https://twitter.com/BainbridgeD1/status/1565407360113381379
Dave Bainbridge 💙 on Twitter

“@MyFaveBench spotted this earlier in Kos Town. A solar powered bench that can cordless recharge your phone. I mean come on what's not to like...#itsthefuture”

Twitter