#ifBearsWereMen

The other bears would be telling the woman the best way to avoid being attacked by bears.

#bearsplaining

#ifBearsWereMen

The other bears would tell the woman that that kind of grizzly is especially aggressive, but they would be ok with another bear.

#notAllBears

Let's imagine what would happen #ifBearsWereMen

After mauling a woman, the bear would blame the woman for wearing a provocative yellow and black striped honeybee-like jumper or salmon pink tights.