Headline of the day 1/23/2026
#ice #snow #npr #prepare #headlineoftheday #hazardous
Brussels’ Atomium closes early because its balls are too hot

Belgian landmark cuts hours as Europe melts under heat wave.

POLITICO
Brussels man rescued from bottle bank | VRT NWS: news

The Brussels fire brigade and emergency services were called to the Brussels suburb of Jette on Monday to free a 20-year-old man from a bottle bank. The young man survived the ordeal of being stuck in the subterranean container with only a few scratches to show.

VRT NWS
E19 motorway blocked by several tonnes of carrots | VRT NWS: news

The southbound E19 motorway at Loenhout in Antwerp Province was completely blocked on Tuesday morning after a lorry shed its load of carrots across the carriageway. The lorry shed its load after it was involved in a multi-vehicle pile-up with 3 other lorries and a car. A passenger in the car was injured in the crash.

VRT NWS

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“Trump’s Johnson Is Shriveling.” | Crooks and Liars

https://crooksandliars.com/2025/05/trumps-johnson-shriveling

Trump's Johnson Is Shriveling

Maybe it’s performance anxiety ahead of Speaker Mike Johnson’s (R-LA) Memorial Day deadline, but whatever the reason, the “big, beautiful bill” that Pres. Donald Trump promised to fuck us with keeps getting smaller.

Crooks and Liars

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Alcohol makes male fruit flies more attractive https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy8e772enngo

Alcohol drinking makes male fruit flies more attractive

Alcohol increases the release of chemical sex signals and makes males more attractive to females.

“Hawk attacking villagers may have to be euthanised.” #HeadlineOfTheDay

Second best #HeadlineOfTheDay

“Starmer accused of misleading spider claims”

More headlines like this please.

“Uninvited otter wreaks havoc in family kitchen”

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#headlineOfTheDay "World’s largest GPS penis traced across Bannau Brycheiniog for charity"

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/03/worlds-largest-gps-penis-traced-across-bannau-brycheiniog-for-charity

(It's the photo that really makes it.)

World’s largest GPS penis traced across Bannau Brycheiniog for charity

Terry Rosoman formed image on 75-mile run across Welsh mountains formerly known as Brecon Beacons

The Guardian